slushyseals:

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daaudball:

Hmmmm

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jones-friend:

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real-centricide-twitter-posts:

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newpokemoncards:

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crossovers-stuff:

olimar is tired * FULL version *

This is a very cute animation

fremedon:

ratgirl-big-tits:

ruckuscauser:

shredsandpatches:

mr-craig:

finally-figured-it-out:

finally-figured-it-out:

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Verdun

There once was a man from the sticks
Whose limericks stopped at line six.
They were fine till line five
Then they took quite a dive —
But the problem is easy to fix
If you just ignore the last line, it doesn’t even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I’ve really lost control of this thing I’m so sorry…

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

@limerickshere

There once was a fellow named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He replied, “Yes, I know–
It’s because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.”

(via tattoosingarishhues)

epilepticsaints:

transolar:

«☼»Closer Nine Inch Nails Stimboard!

(pt: Closer Nine Inch Nails Stimboard! /end pt)

x.x.x-x.o.x-x.x.x

☼ requested by anon

(via one-million-medics)

powerburial:

oh dude youre nauseous? weed can help with that, take this huge bong rip and hold it in for 12 seconds and swallow smoke and start crying and spitting and throwing up

(via queenwhiskey)

elllteo:

What’s the matter?
Lives flashing before your eyes?

(via jones-friend)

slitherpunk:

you can’t say “check it out” these days without being in the house like carpet

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